Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Pet Peeve Tuesday: Week 1

I'm starting a new weekly Pet Peeve post, aptly called "Pet Peeve Tuesday!" (Tuesday has always been my least favorite day of the week).

We all need to vent occasionally, right?

Here is my first peeve: Lateness.

Of course I understand being occasionally late. Things come up: unexpected road construction, a hungry baby's feeding, an unplanned work meeting. However, I cannot stand it when someone is perpetually late!

What constitutes as late in my book? Anything over 10 minutes.

Here's what I think makes chronic tardiness so annoying to me: If I can usually make it on time, why can't they? What is the other person implying about their time versus everyone else's? It especially irks me if the tardy-person doesn't really apologize or is a constant re-offender.

So let's get to places on time people!

Spill it! What is one of your Pet Peeves? How do you handle it?

~Julia @ Frantic Mama

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Wednesday, August 19, 2015

What's in a Name?

People often chuckle when I tell them my blog name, Frantic Mama. That's good. That's the point of the title-- to get us laughing. To acknowledge it ain't all wine and roses in parenthood, and that laughing is often the only way we can stay sane.

How did I come up with the name Frantic Mama? I knew I needed to have Mom, Mommy, or Mama in there, as the blog was to center on Motherhood. My kids call me Mama, so that was simple.

I honestly can't remember the exact moment when it dawned on me to add the Frantic part. It likely came to me in one of my random creative bursts (anyone else get those?). I thought it was funny and honest. Which, really, is the point of the whole blog.

One thing people often ask is "so are you just FRANTIC all the time?" No, not all the time. Right now, in fact, I am thoroughly enjoying some peaceful writing time (with a beer) after getting the kids in bed.

Am I frantic sometimes? Yes, of course I am! Especially those times when the kids and I are just getting home from an outing and one needs to poop, the other is peeing in her pants, they're chucking their shoes at each other, and they're both whining about being hungry/thirsty/and "not" tired. Those are the frantic moments. Transitions in general are tough on my kids and therefore tough on me. The moments when everyone needs something rightthatsecond make my heart speed up and my breath shallow and quick.

This blog is supposed to capture those moments and relate them to you. It's also about positive thoughts I have on Motherhood-- the beauty and the beast. There is certainly joy and simple, non-glamorous beauty in my daily life as a stay-at-home mother to two little ones. I hope my blog communicates that in a way you can relate to.

I want to offer a sincere thank you for reading and for sharing your own thoughts and stories along with me!

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~Julia @ Frantic Mama

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Tuesday, August 4, 2015

How to Survive a Family Photo Shoot

You know those impeccable images that arrive in your mailbox each holiday season? The ones where everyone in the family is looking out from the card smiling, laughing, hugging? They must be perfect families with clean kitchens, fancy jobs, and 2.5 consistently well-behaved, well-groomed children, right?

Wrong. So very, very wrong.

A family photo shoot with young children finds itself on my Stress-inducing Short List (of 1st world problems, that is). The time of day, the meal situation, whether the baby has pooped, whether your shirt is stained, if the weather will hold out, if your toddler will behave, if you will have the time and energy to get everyone dressed up... the list of needs and planning involved goes on and on.

Perhaps I'm a glutton for punishment, because despite the teeth-gritting stress involved in having a professional take photos of our family, doing so remains a priority for me. It's one of those commitments I make every couple of years.


Because it has always been worth it. Somehow, some way, the photographer has been able to capture many-- not just one!-- photos of our family in a particular stage of life, whether we are documenting a new baby coming home, a toddler chasing after her big brother, or our whole family just playing around our yard.

I've learned a few tricks to improve our chances of a good shoot.

Feel like taking the plunge? Here are my hard-earned survival tips:

1. Provide snacks with real, actual sugar in them for you and the children. Eat them before and during the shoot whenever the kids need a quick breather.

2. Pick out clothing in advance. Talk to your kids about the clothes, let them help choose, etc. so that everyone is well aware and on board ahead of time.

3. Pick a photographer you feel comfortable with *(if you live in Minnesota, we love Michele at mQn!). If your kids are like mine (or really, like any other children in history), you'll need someone who understands active, sensitive, inquisitive, persistent, impulsive, competitive, silly children... in other words, someone who can roll with the punches and laugh if your kid throws a stick at the camera (I'm looking at you, Michele!).

4.  Bribes Rewards. You may feel guilty promising a new Hot Wheel if your son will cooperate for the next 20 minutes, or enticing your toddler with ice cream if she'll take her finger out of her nose and smile, but again, the photos are worth a bribe or two. You're paying good money, so do whatever needs to be done to get your kids smiling!

5. Have the photos are taken at your house and yard, or somewhere your kids are used to. This has been a huge help for our family. Plus, we like preserving our life as it is right now, and our environment plays a big part of that.

What about you? What tactics have (or haven't) worked for your family photos in the past?

~Julia @ Frantic Mama

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