More About Julia

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I'm a freelance writer living in Minnesota with my husband and two young children. I write for many publications across the web, including: Mamalode, Felicity Huffman's What the Flicka, HorseChannel, Sammiches & Psych Meds, Bon Bon Break, and more.

My stories are also in a few books. The most recent book I contributed to is the humor anthology Never Will I Ever (and then I had kids!).

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I mostly grew up in the Midwest (somewhereabouts the red area below).

I majored in English Literature at the University of Michigan and met the love of my life, my now-husband, when I was a junior.

Then I went off to the East Coast to grad school to get my Master's in Education from Harvard.

With diplomas hot off the press, in an uncharacteristically bold move, I moved to a new state-- Minnesota-- where I knew no one except the above-mentioned boyfriend. I got a great job teaching high school English. I hope I encouraged a love of reading in my students, most of whom had significant learning disabilities. 
One freezing cold Valentine's Day, my boyfriend put a ring on it and we got married a few months later.  (See our whole engagement story on Felicity Huffman's site, What the Flicka, here). Our love story as of now, can be read on Mamalode, here.

Fast forward...

It all changed a lot. 

When I had my son in 2010, my daily routine went from:

working ---> relaxing -----> happy hours/trips/doing nothing ----------> taking care of myself and only myself-----> doing more of whatever I wanted...


focusing my entire world around one little baby who is still an infinitely complicated mix of the serious, impossible, lovable, sensitive, and humorous. He is All The Things.

Beep. Beep. Boop! 2 Years later...

Two babies -----> two kids

They are really cute...They are really a lot of work.  

Hence, my blog title: Frantic Mama.

Anytime I have a few precious minutes to myself, you'll find me typing away on my ancient laptop or repainting old furniture. Sometimes I'm out riding horses. Other times, I'm reading, or watching really bad t.v.

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I am currently working on my first adult fiction novel, and I plan to query agents in the next few weeks someday.

My essays have been featured across the web (check me out on Mamalode) and in several humor anthologies:  Clash of the CouplesOnly Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We've Learned from our Mothers, and Never Will I Ever (and then I had kids!).  Also arriving soon is What is a Mother To Do (available 2016, Monkey Star Press).


I am almost always on time, if not early. Lateness drives me nuts. I'm not a big fan of Tuesdays. I'm trying to grow vegetables. I have an adorable little calico kitty. I also love dogs and just about any other animal.

I love:
Ice cream
The beach/ocean/water
Window shopping (Alone! No kids! No strollers!)
Comedies (especially if Steve Carrell and/or Will Ferrell are in them)
Drunk Uncle and all of the current female comedians on SNL

That about sums me up.  

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(Image not me. Ha!).

P.S.  If you're still reading, I'm very impressed. I like you already.

~Julia @ Frantic Mama

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